Cadillac is now, for the first time in ages, building the Cadillac of cars again. Even the XTS, which is definitely platform prostitution, isn’t a bad car. What’s worse than platform prostitution, though? Badge engineering. Cadillac did it once with the Cadillac Cimarron and they will forever have to live with comparisons like this. You can make a Cruze a Buick, or make a Cruze-sized Caddy, but please don’t make a Cruze a Caddy.